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ZETTE »» MY FASHION (and political) BLOG Nº 22 (censorship in China…)

MODEL »» THE NIPPLE

I SAY »» yes, indeed: the nipple was the subject of the Chinese censor’s wrath… (check Zetteblog post nº 21). The innovative translucent fabric was nothing more than a censorship gizmo devised to prevent Chinese man and women from enjoying the exquisite form of… the nipple!

So I decided to get political and investigate alternatives to the obnoxious frosted glass photoshopped over the ladies’ bodies!

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THE PROCESS »» Check the captions below the photos above to see my opinion and let me know yours!

the YES system goes from one STAR ѽ to five ѽѽѽѽѽ

and the NO scale goes from one BOMB ∀ to five ∀∀∀∀∀

»» See you next time on... ZETTE »» THE FASHION BLOG (and/or everything you ever wanted to ask your mummy since puberty!)

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PHOTO 1»» Is the magnifying glass the ultimate symbol of censorship? Or is it just a tool among many others? And who cares, when all we want to see is nipples… by the way, these are probably the last nipples you’ll see on this post proving that these techniques are not to the censors liking: the “Wet t-shirt with no bra” method or the “hide behind fresh droplets of water” school of thought are therefore favorites among Chinese voyeurs.
They get five ѽѽѽѽѽ stars against the censors! Of course censors will give them 5 (five ∀∀∀∀∀) bombs!... What?! Miley’s little peeking nipple?! No need: we all got distracted by her tongue!!

PHOTO 2»» Remember one thing though: China is not prudish or anything; you get all sorts of funky shows with females fighting (and fondling…) but the nipples are covered. Punishment in public is another favorite pastime… if you want bare nipples use… lemons!

PHOTO 3»» So, getting down to business, I give you the “plaster mold” technique or the “my body is a licking cone ice cream” extravaganza. Then you have the “oblique bra” or you can go for “paper snow crystals glued to the nipples”.

PHOTO 4»» And now the easy “hand over breast” for the typical selfie photo, the “hair over nipple”, the “string over nipple” or the “full messy web-like network of titillating body wear”! They all get five ѽѽѽѽѽ stars!

PHOTO 5»» The low cut kind-of-male basketball underwear is certainly a tease if you pull it to the limits of nipple flashing; and you can turn sideways 90º or more to hide your nipple, forgetting that the projected shadow will only amplify its exhilarating presence! So learn with the pros: what could be more exciting than a redhead using the “double elbow over nipple” advanced move?!!
Ahh… don’t thank me, all you pervs out there: I aim to please!!

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ZETTE »» MY FASHION (and political) BLOG Nº 24 (nipple strategies…)

MODEL »» THE hidden NIPPLE (check posts 23, 22 and 21, where it all began)

I SAY »» it’s the continuing Saga of the Nipple versus the Chinese Censors; we present a few more close-to-the-breast techniques and then, out of despair, we go for some really outlandish methods of getting your eyes, your hands or your thoughts away from the breast tip. Sorry: this time we have no uncovered nipples.

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THE PROCESS »» Check the captions below the photos above to see my opinion and let me know yours!

the YES system goes from one STAR ѽ to five ѽѽѽѽѽ

and the NO scale goes from one BOMB ∀ to five ∀∀∀∀∀

»» See you next time on... ZETTE »» THE FASHION BLOG (and/or everything you ever wanted to ask your mummy since puberty!)

Sousa Rozária

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PHOTO 1»» If you are to be distracted from the sexy protruding nipples, how about Halloween witches or Santa’s nieces with light bulbs all over! Nice pagan festivities! But remember the mousetrap!! No hands!!

These methods get five ѽѽѽѽѽ stars for the elaborate props! And I know you will complain about the trap and give it 5 (five ∀∀∀∀∀) bombs!...

PHOTO 1»» If you are to be distracted from the sexy protruding nipples, how about Halloween witches or Santa’s nieces with light bulbs all over! Nice pagan festivities! But remember the mousetrap!! No hands!!
These methods get five ѽѽѽѽѽ stars for the elaborate props! And I know you will complain about the trap and give it 5 (five ∀∀∀∀∀) bombs!...

PHOTO 2»» Medicinal mud is wonderful on Jessica Gomes! Better than the algae all over the fellow bellow… was he sculpted by his friend on the right? Hands off Jessica… remember: mousetrap… AND SCREAMING SUSHI!!!

PHOTO 3»» And if these punishments are not too scary for you: how about going to the navy with captain Hook and being guarded by the Little Sister Clan… they will make you dance to their music!

PHOTO 4»» Or will you behave with the help of architecture and sculpture? You say that looks like a breast… and the sausage rocking chair has nipples on both extremities? Mmmm… you are a serious addict so in your case you may fondle nipples as long as they are covered with fur… and if you milk it well you get five ѽѽѽѽѽ stars!

PHOTO 5»» But if you need the ultimate techniques: join the All Male Mongolian Mountain Ballet Troupe or indulge in the communal pleasures of a collective wedding in the city of ugly people. It’s slightly better than contemplating the sun that looks like the moon in the polluted Chinese skies!