ZETTE »» MY FASHION BLOG
previously @ vantag's blogspot:
https://galeriavantag.blogspot.com/2026/10/rozaria-s-flipados-team-t-f-t.html
https://galeriavantag.blogspot.com/2026/10/zette-my-fashion-blog-n-1-through-14.html
PHOTO 1»» these girls are pros of synchronicity: on the left row they lift the right foot and on the right row they lift the left one and this is worth something: 4 stars ѽѽѽѽ so they can share
— em Ribeira-Rio Douro (Douro River).
ZETTE »» MY FASHION BLOG Nº 15 (summer apparel for the feet, inevitably)
MODELS »» girls and ladies at Ribeira/Porto/Portugal for the Extreme Sailing races (docksiders mood, really)
I SAY »» I had been toying with bags, accessories and all sorts of gear to delay the inevitable… SHOES!! And even if it’s summer stuff like flip-flops, sandals or sneakers it’s still inexorably footwear, otherwise named shoes!
THE PROCESS »» Check the captions below the photos above to see my opinion and let me know yours!
the YES system goes from one STAR ѽ to five ѽѽѽѽѽ
and the NO scale goes from one BOMB ∀ to five ∀∀∀∀∀
»» See you next time on... ZETTE »» THE FASHION BLOG (and/or everything you ever wanted to ask your mummy since puberty!)
PHOTO 2»» You don’t need a group to get 4 stars ѽѽѽѽ as this classy lady proves with her impeccable blue ballet flats
PHOTO 3»» no need to be walking to get 4 stars ѽѽѽѽ as this girl proves with her red sneakers to match the red wine!
— em Vinhas d'Alho.
PHOTO 4»» now beer is a different story (and her uwabakis have seen better days)… she gets 2 stars ѽѽ just because she drinks SUPER BOCK!
— em Porto
PHOTO 5»» and then every once in a while there’s that moment of surprise we’ve been hoping for: her orange top is super cool, her white skirt is super sexy… but her shoes are the mythical vintage Portuguese white SAPATILHAS!! And that’s a sure victory with 5 stars ѽѽѽѽѽ!!
PHOTO 1»» I abhor tattoos… I also loathe them and at the same time detest each and every one of them; is this clear for you?! Have I made my point? I mean it’s like YOU ARE FORCED TO DRESS THE SAME DRESS FOREVER!!!
So this huge mess is worth a NO the size of 5 (five ∀∀∀∀∀) bombs!
— em Freixo De Espada À Cinta, Distrito de Bragança
ZETTE »» MY FASHION BLOG Nº 16 (tattoos & piercings = deal breakers)
MODELS »» girls and ladies from both sides of the blade of BAD and GOOD!!
I SAY »» I had been toying with shoes, bags, accessories and all sorts of gear to delay the inevitable… PIERCINGS AND TATTOOS :(((
Now what kind of uncivilized trends are we dealing with here?!?! Are these women part of a tribe?!... or slaves in some cult?!... Have they gone nuts?!... or maso?!... or BOTH!!... and all of the above!!
THE PROCESS »» Check the captions below the photos above to see my opinion and let me know yours!
the YES system goes from one STAR ѽ to five ѽѽѽѽѽ
and the NO scale goes from one BOMB ∀ to five ∀∀∀∀∀
»» See you next time on... ZETTE »» THE FASHION BLOG (and/or everything you ever wanted to ask your mummy since puberty!)
PHOTO 2»» I detest, loathe and abhor piercings as well: they make girls look like cows or - at the very best - bad attempts from a lousy sculptor! Or Frankenstein’s bride! And this new trend of belly button piercings… NO WAY!!
So this chain of events is worth a NO the size of 4 (four ∀∀∀∀) bombs!
— em Venda Das Raparigas, Leiria, Portugal.
PHOTO 3»» … and most of the time these nasty trends go together… so I’ll bomb away NO’s till I can’t shout no more!
PHOTO 4»» so, ladies: use KISS!! Yes, the great tool of wise managers: Keep It Simple, Stupid!! You are beautiful… so a simple, classy dress will suffice, like Avril and Gisele are showing here. Or a pair of sunglasses like Lindsay wears on her hair… and how about our
redhead Veronica Lake!! They all get a four ѽѽѽѽ star YES!
— em Vantag: a Loja.
PHOTO 5»» after you’ve mastered the KISS technique you can go X-treme kiss and lose the dress: skin is enough and the ultimate detail »» a piece of jewelry!! It is not cheap but if you wanted cheap you would be somewhere else…
But you – like Charlize (above) or Natasha Vodianova - chose ZETTE »» THE FASHION BLOG and that deserves 5 stars ѽѽѽѽѽ!! — em Porto
PHOTO 1»» There is overweight, there is fat and then there is pyramidal!! And that’s the kind of people who just have one position when they go to the beach!
So this huge pyramid of carbs turned into fat is worth a NO the size of 5 (five ∀∀∀∀∀) bombs!
— em Praia De Matosinhos.
ZETTE »» MY FASHION BLOG Nº 17 (the new pyramids)
MODELS »» people, pyramids, comics and hybrids
I SAY »» There is overweight, there is fat and then there is pyramidal!! People’s shape is changing dramatically and going to extremes… walking skeletons in the fashion world and pyramidal bodies in the real world! :((
THE PROCESS »» Check the captions below the photos above to see my opinion and let me know yours!
the YES system goes from one STAR ѽ to five ѽѽѽѽѽ
and the NO scale goes from one BOMB ∀ to five ∀∀∀∀∀
»» See you next time on... ZETTE »» THE FASHION BLOG (and/or everything you ever wanted to ask your mummy since puberty!)
PHOTO 2»» So try and lift one of them and live to tell the story!! I think the person who invented the food pyramid is kicking him(her)self for the results… instead of slimming, people acquired the suggested shape!!
This major blunder is worth a NO the size of 5 (five ∀∀∀∀∀) bombs!
— em Praia dos Supertubos.
PHOTO 3»» Some of our readers say this is nothing new… but the information we gathered is just comics with a retro look so we don’t know which summer they are supposed to illustrate… the only photo available (bottom right corner) is definitely from this day and age!
PHOTO 4»» And in ancient times when people had to cover their knees, ladies were just ever so slightly overweight but not even fat… the very thin ones were punished with some serious spanking… so, when they went back to the beach with the skin all rosy and pinkish you knew it was not the sun!
They all get a four ѽѽѽѽ star YES!
PHOTO 5»» Then there are the hybrids… since they don’t possess the size and shape to be considered proper pyramidal creatures they use all sorts of props and illegal techniques to get there!!
And that deserves… hummm… hurgh… 1 star ѽ 
— com São Nicolau.
ZETTE »» MY FASHION BLOG Nº 18 (fit, not scrawny)
MODELS »» senhoras, ladies and girls, sheilas and lassies
I SAY »» After last week’s post which lowered our viewers to 162 in the first 7 days (or was it because we’re in august?) the super huge & fat ladies caused some serious nightmares!
So I was kindly requested (and otherwise too!) to portray some “normal” females.
My first efforts were focused on the philosophical, anthropological, social, semiotical and epistemological aspects of normalcy, leaving the historical issues out as well as my mother’s opinion.
Then, my team and I ventured into the real world and we searched… and searched… and searched… to no avail.
The pyramids were the norm, almost. And since we don’t use photoshop as a weapon of deceit… we kept searching!
So the 5 photos above represent a lot of searching… soul searching and should not be taken lightly! Are they part of a NEW PARADIGM? YOU TELL ME!
THE PROCESS »» Check the captions below the photos above to see my opinion and let me know yours! (no captions this week)
the YES system goes from one STAR ѽ to five ѽѽѽѽѽ
and the NO scale goes from one BOMB ∀ to five ∀∀∀∀∀
»» See you next time on... ZETTE »» THE FASHION BLOG (and/or everything you ever wanted to ask your mummy since puberty!)
Ver menos
PHOTO 1»» Would you call your hairdresser an artist? A sculptor? Some of these works suggest as much, and if all goes terribly wrong you have… shaving foam!
Still these are worthy attempts: They get a four ѽѽѽѽ star YES!
ZETTE »» MY FASHION BLOG Nº 20 (hair matters…)
MODELS »» hirsute protuberances stuck to (or hovering) airheads!
I SAY »» Once, while travelling through the old U. S. of A. I noticed a lady wearing a black baseball cap with white lettering that said: BAD HAIR DAY! Hey, this is a good alternative to the usual bun or ponytail. And, do these Yankees love labeling everything: bad hair day! Aaaahhhhh!
What I want to show you today is not a bad hair day per se because that would mean dusty, greasy photos… (aarrgghhh gross!)
These images give you major hairdo’s… gone BAD or not: that’s up to you!
…..
THE PROCESS »» Check the captions below the photos above to see my opinion and let me know yours!
the YES system goes from one STAR ѽ to five ѽѽѽѽѽ
and the NO scale goes from one BOMB ∀ to five ∀∀∀∀∀
»» See you next time on... ZETTE »» THE FASHION BLOG (and/or everything you ever wanted to ask your mummy since puberty!)
Ver menos
PHOTO 2»» Blonds do it!
This major blunder is worth a NO the size of 5 (five ∀∀∀∀∀) bombs!... Ok, with one exception
PHOTO 3»» Redheads (?) do it!
These notorious works are worth 2 ѽѽ stars and 3 ( ∀∀∀) bombs!
ZETTE »» MY FASHION BLOG Nº 20 (hair matters…)
PHOTO 4»» Even brunettes do it!
They get 3 ( ∀∀∀) bombs and it’s clear that they already have them!
PHOTO 5»» Even… even guys do it!... From scalp hair to facial hair…
And that deserves… hummm… hurgh… 1 star ѽ … ok ok 2… but it looks like the same guy all the time… are they brothers?...
zette 21 photo 1
ZETTE »» MY FASHION BLOG Nº 21 (new fabric for bikinis invented by the chinese…)
I SAY »» Some friends from Macau, who read Caijing, told me about the latest chinese invention: a special fabric for bras that changes shape and size and is a kind of artificial frosted glass.
Its translucent qualities give a diaphanous mood to the pictures and a pubescent eroticism long lost in western culture!
We would have to travel back in time at least 50 years and to countries of strict catholic education to realize the excitement of having some part left for the imagination.
Aahh the thrill of the nipple, whose form remained unbeknownst! (.)(.)
THE PROCESS »» Check the captions below the photos above to see my opinion and let me know yours! (no captions this week)
the YES system goes from one STAR ѽ to five ѽѽѽѽѽ
and the NO scale goes from one BOMB ∀ to five ∀∀∀∀∀
»» See you next time on... ZETTE »» THE FASHION BLOG (and/or everything you ever wanted to ask your mummy since puberty!)
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