...or, if you want P. C. don't call me
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Once upon a time, there were 2 flight attendants from competing airlines...
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| coffee? tea?... or ME?! | 
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| glad you chose me... but there are other ways to... EAT ME!!!! | 
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| Yes, but... No, but... butt | 
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| first you did it with sculptures... now with photographs! Are you pissin' on ART?! | 
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| I know I'm high maintenance! | 
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| but I'll give you the time of your life!!! | 
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| you can take me home to meet mother... | 
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| ... and even your gay brother will be impressed [shoes & dress sponsored by VANTAG galeria] | 
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| so, let's get you some books to read... | 
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| ... if you want to be my lover! | 
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| WHAT!? "Screw" is a classic! :( | 
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| so that's how you want to play... I have friends in the truckin' business :) | 
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... and it's time for me to r e l a x...THE END O FIM LA FIN KONIEC SFARSIT AMAIERA | 












