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ZETTE »» MY FASHION BLOG Nº 1:
mODEL: dONA Zulmira »» hat by Kika Ricca »» dress Tierrrí Mulher »»
I SAY »» this is a 5 star outfit (5outof5) and we all agree that Dona Zulmira looks ravishing in that wonderful white dress with cute red stripes to match the hat and bag!!! This kind of coordination is not common nowadays when people tend to dress quite slutty!! So well done Dona Zulmira: you know how to accessorize...
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mODEL: dONA Zulmira »» hat by Kika Ricca »» dress Tierrrí Mulher »»
I SAY »» this is a 5 star outfit and we all agree that Dona Zulmira looks ravishing in that wonderful white dress with cute re…
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ZETTE »» MY FASHION BLOG Nº 2
model: YES YOU KNOW HER ALREADY, OUR SUPER TOP Dona Zulmira »» bag by Praga »» tattoos and piercings by Doxa »» sexy top by Shame on you van tag »»
I SAY »» sorry but this is a one star only outfit (1outof5); Dona Z kept some of her matching and coordinating skills but here without the success of her previous photo; Vantag will be embarrassed to see their color stretched to the limit in her bosom and the footwear sucks big time… better look (luck) next time… or stay at home and watch BigBreda
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ZETTE »» MY FASHION BLOG Nº 3
MODEL: Yes indeed it’s super star JENNIFER GARNER visiting Porto and getting away from Ben… UNLESS THE DOG HAS THE SAME NAME »» bag and footwear definitely by ELEKTRA »» NO tattoos and piercings: super »» sexy top and hot pants by Vintage Hollywood »» dog leash by DAREDEVIL and although she starred on Butter (2012) there’s no fat on that super bod!
I SAY »» well done Jenny, this is a FIVE STAR outfit (5outof5); come back anytime and next time we will go out together just us girls dazzling the night spots in Porto!
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ZETTE »» MY FASHION BLOG Nº 4MODEL: Yes indeed it’s DONA TERESINHA leaving her business behind… our blog, as you have seen before deals with fashion for all ages and sizes and style is never out of fashion!I SAY »» this is a ѽѽѽѽ FOUR STAR outfit (4outof5); Vantag Galeria will be proud of the color of the dress, but our model/business-lady seems to have the same color on her company logo. Super stylish shoes that take us to the good old days of the Gatsby… even the guy behind is imitating Dona Teresinha’s shoes with his hat!... And then, as in previous photos, there are people there but not mentioned, sorry.See you next time on … »» ... ZETTE »» THE FASHION BLOG (and/or everything you ever wanted to ask your mummy since puberty!) Ver menos
ZETTE »» MY FASHION BLOG Nº 5
MODELs: and now meet the DUKE SISTERS all the way from Redneck America; that’s right: there’s no place in the world far enough for ZETTE´s BLOG to scrutinize!
I SAY »» this is a ѽѽ TWO STAR outfit (2outof5); not that I have anything against the country & western style but these sisters are big COWgirls with an accent on… BIG! So, the buttons on those shirts will suffer. The earrings pay tribute to the native-american arts and crafts in order to be politically correct but that cost them 3 stars. Just like in western movies you’ve got to decide which side you are on. And don´t go calling for Buffalo Bill to help you out of this one!
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ZETTE »» MY FASHION BLOG Nº 6
MODEL: and now meet Miss Template (as in plastic surgery template); ever since poor Michael Jackson started to mess around with his looks it seems there are a lot of people with a certain SHAPE OF NOSE, a certain SHAPE OF LIPS, a certain shape of boobs…
I SAY »» this is a ѽѽ TWO STAR outfit (2outof5); if the hot pants are supposed to be hot and be “now” then they are not “rimmed” like that… it’s the word to use considering…
and the top: paaallliiiizzzzz… does she love morgan? Does she love fashion?... NOT! And yet the shirt displays “ultra-cool trend”!!! Says who?! I can understand the huge glasses if she didn’t do the eyes yet… after all there just so much you can spend every year on plastic, right?
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ZETTE »» MY FASHION BLOG Nº 7
MODELs: this is an advanced situation where we have 3 ladies modeling: 2 dear friends on vacation and a local sexy shopper! It’s clear to see who wins this challenge by the amazed/respectful look the two friends give our lady in red! And those shopping bags would make any woman jealous…
I SAY »» from left to right we have:
1) Girl with glasses »» this is a ѽ ONE STAR outfit (1outof5); what can I say about that mess… “love your camera” maybe, to be kind!
2) Her friend does better and gets ѽѽѽ THREE STARs (3outof5); three is average and so are her clothes but that’s much better than a total disaster… plus her hair looks nice!
3) And the winner, with ѽѽѽѽѽ FIVE STARs (5outof5), is the sexy local lady shopper in red! Nice boots, slim waistline in focus… in short, a silhouette to die for (or to kill for)!
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ZETTE »» MY FASHION BLOG Nº 8
MODEL: Dona Belarmina steals the show with the dirty sea(?)gull coming a distant second.
I SAY »» from top to bottom (and what a scrumptious one it is):
1) Gull: these dirty creatures are a true menace in modern cities… Neil Diamond is to blame but that won’t solve the problem! »» this is a ѽ ONE STAR outfit (1outof5); and just because nature gave it feathers!
2) And the winner, with ѽѽѽѽѽ FIVE STARs (5outof5), is the sexy local fish lady! She knows how to coordinate colors, she likes Vantag Galeria, and she poses with grace and poise!
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ZETTE »» MY FASHION BLOG Nº 9
MODEL: Dona Belarmina again but she’s away from the market… no fishy business here (see our previous post)
I SAY »» This is a ѽѽѽѽѽ FIVE STAR outfit (5outof5) for our sexy local fish lady! Her color palette is spotless, her coordination is blameless, and her sense of style has become legendary!! Behold Dona Belarmina, the Queen Fashionista!
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ZETTE »» MY FASHION BLOG Nº 10
MODELs: Dona Belarmina again (our fashion diva) and her daughter on the debut of our summer special
I SAY »» This is a ѽѽѽѽ plus ѽ Four + one STAR outfit (4+1outof5) for our family: Dona Belarmina gets 4 stars for her outfit and for protecting herself against the sun and for trying to do the same to her daughter… in fact she will get the plus one star as well; her daughter is just plain lazy so she gets none!!
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MODELs: Dona Suzette and hubby Senhor Silva strut their stuff by the boardwalk on part 2 of our summer special (the return of the heat wave!)
I SAY »» This is a ѽѽѽѽ STAR outfit (4outof5) for our love birds: matching sandals are nice, the flowery dress is perfect for her proud stiff pompous gait and Silva’s natural flabby tattoo is smiling at the photographer… = /|\ _|_
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ZETTE »» MY FASHION BLOG Nº 12
MODELS: 3 sweet little sixteens
I SAY »» Girls and uniforms: will they all look the same?
No, this big democratic invention is no “equalizer”! You have bodies to put inside uniforms and you have personalities and individual tastes in the final details and accessories.
Photo 1) this is a ѽѽѽѽѽ STAR outfit (5outof5) for our teen A… let’s call her TINA
She uses the whole uniform with the hat, she smiles around and we can see the product she is selling (the city of Porto)!
Photo 2) the same uniform only gets ѽѽѽ STARs here (3outof5); two girls together instead of spreading around preaching the “Porto gospel”, the uniform is not complete (without the cap) and they are beside a candy store… and that will show under the uniform on their abdominal area…
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PHOTO 1»» nice sporty bag but… too big; the coolfactor (check formula in the scientific text after the photos) is 30% and that’s one ѽ star only
ZETTE »» MY FASHION BLOG Nº 13 (Bags! Bags! Bags!)
MODELS: Ladies backs in order to see their BAGS
I SAY »» You thought it was only SHOES?! No! Women love bags too! And I know it would take ages to write about the inside of a bag. So let’s just consider the outside: some bags are so big that they make the woman look tiny… or could it be the other way around? And is there a proper proportion between BAG and BODY? What would be the PERFECT RATIO? 20%? 10%? How cool is that?
Check the captions below the photos above to see who wins this seriously imperative mathematical dilemma!
Coolfactor = bag size/body size
As usual our star system goes from one ѽ to five ѽѽѽѽѽ
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PHOTO 1»» nice sporty bag but… too big; the coolfactor (check formula in the scientific text after the photos) is 30% and that’s one ѽ star only
PHOTO 2»» well here there is a serious discrepancy between the FORMAL bag and the BEACH attire she wears: the ratio is slightly better at 25%; two ѽѽ stars
PHOTO 3»» one huge and one smaller, let’s make the average: 20%; 3 ѽѽѽ stars (probably only because they are nikonistas)
PHOTO 4»» aaahhh this girl has class written from hair to shoes, super tiny bag matching her jacket, wonderful… we gave her top stars since her ratio is 5%… but later we had to change that… sorry :((( so it will be 4 ѽѽѽѽ stars!
PHOTO 5»» indeed “it ain’t over till the fat lady sings” like they say on the other side of the ocean… and you never know when the true champion comes along: this fat lady may not sing but she is classy enough to wear that minuscule black bag in her left hand making her coolness factor and bagratio only… 1% and that’s unbeatable!! 5 ѽѽѽѽѽ stars for her!
PHOTO 1»» you know those very nice people lost somewhere between Woodstock and Katmandu… well she gets a 4 star ѽѽѽѽ YES for accessorizing!
ZETTE »» MY FASHION BLOG Nº 14 (to accessorize or not to accessorize)
MODELS »» girls and ladies body parts
I SAY »» You thought it was only SHOES… and bags (that was last week)?! No! Women love accessories too! The thing is you can do too much… or too few… or too risqué!!
Check the captions below the photos above to see my opinion and let me know yours!
the YES system goes from one ѽ to five ѽѽѽѽѽ
and the NO scale goes from one ∀ to five ∀∀∀∀∀
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PHOTO 2»» I know: it’s me… well a few years back, on holidays in Brasil and I can’t vote… it’s too embarrassing! So you tell me! 
PHOTO 3»» no words needed… No with 4 bombs ∀∀∀∀
PHOTO 4»» are you into S&M? is the poor courier girl happy with the situation? Aahhh the suspense of it all!
PHOTO 5»» no, it’s not the cellphone, or the bracelet or the watch! To accessorize with babies and formula 2 cars is serious business!
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