Monday, May 24, 2021

Socrates Through Time

 


A philosophy webcomic about the inevitable anguish of living a brief life in an absurd world. Also Jokes 

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Socrates Through Time

 Socrates: "Everyone in Athens is stupid. I'm traveling to the future when people will have learned more so i can have someone smart to talk to for once." Description: Socrates enters a phone booth and time travels to the future. Socrates: "Ah, the future! Through the dialectic process of philosophy, they all should have become so wise and understand the truth!" Socrates, the year 1300: "Burning heathens? This is stupid as hell. Why haven't people gotten any smarter?" Socrates, the year 1932: "Mr. Hitler, your ideas are dumb as shit, have you considered that?" Socrates, the year 1970: "This is what they are calling philosophy!?" Socrates, present day on a computer: "Great, finally! An Agora the size of the Earth, where the best ideas can flourish." Person: "And this is what's called a “comment section”, it allows an open dialogue across the earth." Description: Socrates stares at the computer in shock and disbelief. Socrates: "Do you happen to have any hemlock on you?"

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