Monday, October 3, 2016

FLASH-TRANCE | shades should be worn at all times | ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK | you have been warned

Introduction

 

FLASH-TRANCE is a long lasting story by The Flipados Team and has been considered a FOPSA (Fully Operational Public Service Announcement)


Preamble


  Figure zero | Flash-trance is caused by this piece of Op-art!!



Prologue

 

 In this important and extended version of the story, we will tell you how to protect your eyes and your mental health from the evils of Op & Kinetic Art that we hoped was long extinct if not for the irresponsible actions of The Flipados team!


Foreword

 

 ... to be continued / developed / written and illustrated acording to the wild and rugged imagination of the Flipados...


The saga



Figure one | this old sunbathing eye protection might have worked but his expression suggests otherwise

 


Figure two | unlike Mister Brown (from fig. 1) Miz White managed to protect her skin but then her eyes... it's a whole different BALL game

Figure three | similar effects altered Miss Chita's usually friendly gaze

Figure four | so let's protect your eyes!

Figure five | this dark powder paint thing seems to be popular


Figure six | she looks determined to be protected... and she is very clumsy


Figure seven | too late for this weirdo (he likes to eat pussy)


Figure eight | OMG her eyes are OK but her face...


Figure nine | some people are vulnerable to kriptonyte


Figure ten | and they become case studies


Figure eleven | others make horrific decisions...


Figure twelve | ... that turn their faces into swiss cheese


Figure thirteen | Flash-trance has some serious SIDE effects


Figure fourteen | but surgical help is already on the way


Figure fifteen | with beautiful results



Figure sixteen | well not always


Figure seventeen | definitely not always


Figure eighteen | although that might depend on personal taste


Figure nineteen | eyes are like pyramids: very old


Figure twenty | big eyes look good on babies but...


Figure twenty-one | not all babies are alike


Figure twenty-two | anyway, BIG eyes will haunt you


Figure twenty-three | and mess with your brain


Figure twenty-four | then you commit social suicide using masochistic actions


Figure twenty-five | or by acting plainly wierd

 


Figure twenty-six | weird is a cultural thing


Figure twenty-seven | art goes beyond weird


Figure twenty-eight | but not to worry


Figure twenty-nine | it's all done within tradition family values


Figure thirty | in Kuwait orange is portugal


Figure thirty-one | in Portugal ku-vaite does not mean orange


Figure thirty-two | anonymity is like censorship...


Figure thirty-three | ... a bitch


Figure thirty-four | such a beauty... you can't get enough


Figure thirty-five | here she is again


Figure thirty-six | ... and again


Figure thirty-seven | going back to our purpose, let's check your eyes


Figure thirty-eight | no time to squint


Figure thirty-nine | is that thick enough to protect you?


Figure forty | could this be the solution against Flash-Trance?!


Figure forty-one | this is more traditional but less legal

 


Figure forty-two | therefore she will be punished


Figure forty-three | now this is completely different


Figure forty-four | and harmony is back to Op art


Figure forty-five | it's a delight to watch...


Figure forty-six | ... and to be watched


Figure forty-seven | then you have to turn the Page!


Figure forty-eight | NEW TECHNIQUES are tested everyday...


Figure forty-nine | ... for ladies

 


Figure fifty | ... and gentlemen


Figure fifty-one | ... for girls


Figure fifty-two | ... and boys


Figure fifty-three | ... for us (the portuguese)

 


Figure fifty-four | ... and them


Figure fifty-five | ... the infidels


Figure fifty-six | ... our girls


Figure fifty-seven | our heroes are the first to try


Figure fifty-eight | our armies are fierce


Figure fifty-nine | our soldiers are deadly...


Figure sixty | ... but they keep finding victims of FLASH-TRANCE :(


Figure sixty-one | could this be the solution against Flash-Trance?!

 


Figure sixty-two | or this?

Figure sixty-three | or even this?!


Figure sixty-four | face your fears


Figure sixty-five | and shout!


Figure sixty-six | put on your war paintings!


Figure sixty-seven | Let's check your eyes again!


Figure sixty-eight | there you have the culture crash (cf. fig. 61)


Figure sixty-nine | 69 indeed


Figure seventy | here's another contraption to deal with the nasty Flash-trance!


Figure seventy-one | otherwise you'll get striated eyes


Figure seventy-two | Always practice safe sex


Figure seventy-three | and safe mummification


Figure seventy-four | ... safe networking...


Figure seventy-five | ... but only up to a point!




Figure seventy-six | she's probably safe (eyes without a soul)


Figure seventy-seven | Boy George's son


Figure seventy-eight | Rozete from VANTAG


Figure seventy-nine | NOT Rozete


Figure eighty | and how are your eyes now?


Figure eighty-one | don't go there!


Figure eighty-two | your eyes seem to be ok but not FKA's...


Figure eighty-three | Oh my, if this chastiser could deal with the FLASH-TRANCE...


Figure eight-four | this Flash-Trance annihilation business is so exciting!!




Figure eighty-five | I'm so horny! mmmmmm... spank me spank you!!!


Figure eighty-six | Yeah baby yeah!!!... Hey?! where am I?




Figure eighty-seven | I got carried away by the sadomasochistic randiness of the situation and was trapped in an OP ART counter attack! OOOHH aaah I'm dizzy!


Figure eighty-eight | HELP!


Figure eighty-nine | Could it be LOVE?!


Figure ninety | I'm so confused!


Figure ninety-one | not again... it's moving!





Figure ninety-two | OP ART is winning!


Figure ninety-three | ... and I'm whining :(


Aftermath

 

This saga started in February 2016 with some of the images and was finished by early October with the texts

 

Post-scriptum

 

Now we will be developing new ways of displaying this storym that you will be able to enjoy without the perils of........ 

 

FLASH TRANCE

 

 

Famous last words

 

- "We'll be back!"

 

THE END

 

 

 

 

 

 

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