Tuesday, April 14, 2020

What Your Favorite Color Says About You

What Your Favorite Color Says About You

By Olivia de Recat

May 15, 2019

Red if red is your favorite color you're an elementaryschool boy have a B.A. in performance art drive a Ford F150 or...

Orange wow if you like orange you're a total psychopath I mean that in the nicest way possible. Seriously though I knew...

Yellow if you love yellow you always return the shopping cart to the shopping cart port at the front of the market after...

Green Research has shown that people who enjoy the color green would uproot an endangered rafflesia plant from the...

Blue This is the most popular favorite color so if you like blue it probably means that you like other super popular...

Purple Don't get me started on purple. You've definitely clogged a toilet but you've never plunged one.

White O.K. white isn't anyone's favorite color unless you're playing Settlers of Catan and even then it's kind f...

Black if you like black you don't kill spiders you save them. You owned a mood ring in 1998.

Pink If your favorite color is pink your mom's accountant still does your taxes.

Gray people who like gray aren't people they're robots.

Brown you're nasty you know that Naaaasty.

Olivia de Recat has been contributing cartoons and writing to The New Yorker since 2017.

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